The whole crew is back! If you missed The Morning Woodward Show this morning, Joey, Stick, & Krissy recapped each of their Christmas vacations, Steph Curry hits 105 shots in a row, and Stick finds a disturbing top 10 list. If you missed the show, check the whole thing out here!

The Morning Woodward Show’s Christmas

What a week for the morning crew. Krissy spent the holidays back in her hometown of Sparta, New Jersey which was magical. Joey spent his first holiday with his fiance’s family which was also magical. Stick rescued a new fur baby and named it Woody who also spent the holidays with his new family.

Steph Curry Hits 105 Shots On The Court

At Steph Curry’s most recent practice with the Warriors, he set a personal record by hitting 105 three-pointers from the corner for five straight minutes without a miss. I mean, that’s legendary.

Stick’s Top List Of 2020

This week Stick found a list of the top things humans have gotten stuck up their rectum this year and here we are talking about it. We’re just gonna go ahead and list them for you right here:

• BOUNCY BALL
• MULTIPLE MARBLES
• TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
• CRAYON
• “PUT A PENCIL UP RECTUM AND NOW NOT ABLE TO SIT”
• NAIL POLISH BOTTLE
• SHAVING GEL BOTTLE
• AEROSOL CONTAINER
• “PATIENT REPORTS INSERTING A DEODORANT SPRAY CAN INSIDE HIS RECTUM LAST NIGHT AS HE WAS CONSTIPATED”
• “SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN HIS RECTUM THAT HE PLACED THERE BECAUSE HE THOUGHT HE WAS CONSTIPATED”
• SMALL FOAM FOOTBALL
• STICK
• SCREWDRIVER IN ANUS, HANDLE FELL OFF
• “WAS INTOXICATED & IS UNCERTAIN IF SHE USED HER ANAL BEADS OR NOT, CANT FIND THEM @ HOME […] NONE FOUND IN ER EXAM”
• PIPE
• VIBRATOR RING
• “VIBRATOR STRUCK IN RECTUM. VIBRATOR IS STILL ON.”
• 5 INCH DILDO
• 6 INCH DILDO
• 7 INCH DILDO
• 10 INCH DILDO
• APPLE
• TOY SHARK
• PLASTIC TURTLE
• CAT TOY BELL
• BASEBALL
• NEWSPAPER
• COLOGNE BOTTLE
• BABY OIL BOTTLE
• HAND LOTION BOTTLE
• “WAS SQUATTING IN THE SHOWER WHEN HE GOT A SMALL BOTTLE STUCK IN HIS RECTUM”
• REMOTE CONTROL
• FORK
• WATER BOTTLE
• “3 WEEKS AGO HE WAS DRUNK AND PUT A LIGHT BULB UP HIS RECTUM.”
• POOPAROOS TOY
• WEEBLE WOBBLE TOY
• WRITING PEN AND BOTTLE CAP
• FOAM DART
• 6 MAGIC MARKERS
• CHRISTMAS LIGHTS
• “PUT DILDO INTO RECTUM 2 DAYS AGO & WAS PERFORMING DAILY ACTIVITIES WITH IT IN PLACE. WHEN RIDING LAWN MOWER THE DILDO SLID INSIDE RECTUM COMPLETELY”